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koma-hope:

SO I BUSTED OUT ONE OF MY LAST CANS OF TAB LIKE A OLD MAN WOULD A OLD BOTTLE OF WHISKEY TO CELEBRATE THE NEWS

BUT AFTER I ONLY TAKE A FEW SIPS I NOTICE A SPIDER ON MY WALL AND I DECIDE TO BE NICE AND TAKE A PIECE OF PAPER AND WAS PLANNING ON CALMLY TAKING IT OUTSIDE BUT THIS 8 LEGGED ASSHOLE

JUMPS INTO MY CAN AND DROWNS

SO NOT ONLY IS MY DRINK RUINED BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE THIS IS HORRIBLE COSMIC FORESHADOWING

AND I DONT KNOW WHICH IS WORSE 

IT’S A SIGN FROM GOD

ARANEA FALLS IN THE LAVA AND DIES

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